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October 10, 2022
Report: Biden To Put Safe Smoking Kits And Crack Pipes In Adult Happy Meals
McDonald's had initially conceived of the "Adult Happy Meal" as a joke, severely underestimating the number of grown men and women who are total masochists.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump’s Order To Release Hostages
"The President of the United States has no legal right to do anything, ever," said Judge Gregory Chandler. "The Constitution simply does not contain any provisions that allow the president to act in any way to do anything. I hereby declare President Trump's order for Hamas to release its hostages unconstitutional and void. Hamas may continue to keep innocent people captive and treat them however they choose without consequence. I have spoken!"
Man Arriving In Heaven Eager To Finally Ask God How Many Liters Of Mountain Dew Code Red He Drank
According to heavenly sources, an exhaustive "achievement list" of everything you've done in life is available to review upon death. Though many details of his life might prove interesting for Bennett to review, he is reportedly most interested in how much Mountain Dew Code Red he drank.
Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma's $695 Social Security Check
According to Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, the DNC has uncovered incontrovertible evidence that Elon Musk has been plotting to stealthily infiltrate the Treasury Department in order to rob helpless grandmas, ever since he bought Twitter in 2022.
