McDonald's had initially conceived of the "Adult Happy Meal" as a joke, severely underestimating the number of grown men and women who are total masochists.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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To date, Joe Biden has destroyed the American economy, overseen an invasion of illegal aliens, given Afghanistan terrorists advanced military weaponry and cost the lives of marines, facilitated Irans funding of Hamas to conduct a terrorist attack on Israel and start a full-blown war in the Middle East, shut down the Nord Stream 2 pipeline to empower Russia and bring about the invasion of Ukraine, and had his dog bite two different people. But, according to the president, it is just not enough.
"Not being President is going to be a big change for her," said one insider. "It is just what shes been used to for so long. Shes been carrying the mantle of responsibility this whole time, and it is going to be difficult for her next week to just hand over the reins to someone else."
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"We only allow environmentally friendly arson in this state," said Sgt. Pete Rodriguez of the Los Angeles Police Department. "We received reports that this suspect was out here setting fires with a gas blowtorch, which is a blatant disregard for the laws and regulations of California. We apprehended the suspect and got him off the street, which will make room for more environmentally conscious arsons using the proper tools."