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October 13, 2022
Asked If He Has Cognitive Ability To Be A Senator, Fetterman Blinks Twice For 'Yes'
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Nation's Gays Say They'll Pass On New Jaguar And Just Stick With Their Mustang Convertibles
"We appreciate Jaguar trying to market to us by being extremely flamboyantly gay, but we already have the gayest car known to man, and it will never be topped: the Ford Mustang," said Chandler Borgins of Los Angeles, California. "We will just stick with these, thanks." 
Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now
The cocaine, which was discovered over a year ago in a cubby outside the entrance to the West Wing, had gone unclaimed with authorities closing their investigation without learning the identity of its owner. With his pardon now in effect, Biden quickly claimed it and requested its return.
Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching 'Love, Actually'
"It's a tough call," said Thompson, staring at the glowing red coils. "I could apply an outdated car cigarette lighter directly to my eyes, causing the most excruciating pain imaginable as well as permanent blindness... or, I could watch Love Actually. Decisions, decisions."
