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October 26, 2022
Kanye Incinerated By Jewish Space Laser
After making antisemitic comments in several interviews, Kanye West has lost several key sponsors, including Adidas. Now, it seems, he has hit rock bottom as authorities confirmed he has been incinerated by the Jewish Space Laser.
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Life Hack: Get FREE MONEY With This Viral Bank Withdrawal Glitch
"I just think it's such a cool idea and I can't believe nobody has discovered it until now," said TikTok influencer Kaylee McChad Michaelson. "And what's really cool is that you're only limited by how much cash the bank has in its vault! I just really hope all my followers can take advantage of this financial opportunity before the banks discover the glitch or try to make it illegal or something."https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-get-free-money-with-this-viral-bank-withdrawal-glitch
Charles Wesley Kicking Himself For Not Realizing He Could Just Repeat Worship Chorus 20 Times And Call It A Day
"Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner?" Wesley said recently. "I used to just pour over these hymns wanting to give the utmost glory to the Lord while giving people songs that were simultaneously truly beautiful to sing and chock-full of powerful biblical truths. Come to find out I could've just slapped together a couple of easy verses with one repetitive chorus and a bunch of dramatic ‘whoahs' and ‘yeahs.' Do you realize how many more songs I could've written in my life?"
Ohio Cats Take To The Streets To Protest Immigration
"End immigration meow!" one cat shouted as he marched through the streets. "We are pets — not food! My brother went for a brisk evening stroll last night, and the next thing you know, he's been roasted on a spit over a crude campfire in an alley behind O'Reilly Auto Parts! We can't be expected to live like this! Send these dangerous migrants back where they came from! Meow!"https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-cats-take-to-the-streets-to-protest-haitian-immigration
