After making antisemitic comments in several interviews, Kanye West has lost several key sponsors, including Adidas. Now, it seems, he has hit rock bottom as authorities confirmed he has been incinerated by the Jewish Space Laser.
https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-incinerated-by-jewish-space-laser
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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According to Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, the DNC has uncovered incontrovertible evidence that Elon Musk has been plotting to stealthily infiltrate the Treasury Department in order to rob helpless grandmas, ever since he bought Twitter in 2022.
Limbers wife, Heather, had been feeling a little stressed and mopey, but after her husband sat her down and explained why she should be in a good mood, that all changed. "You know, you are right," she said. "Thank you for explaining to me why I should not be sad. It helps a lot."
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-helpfully-explains-to-wife-why-she-should-be-in-better-mood
The One Ring, forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, was stolen from his person by Isildur during the Battle of Dagorlad. Now legal experts say that terrible injustice is finally being made right.
https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron