Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Willing To Promote Any US Government Cause In Exchange For $34 Million

With other media publications like POLITICO cashing in, it has been harder than ever to compete in the media space. That is why, effective immediately, The Babylon Bee will discuss any topic from any point of view for just $34 million. This will ensure the survival of The Babylon Bee for many years to come.

For that much, they may find a place for me on the payroll.

https://babylonbee.com/news/announcement-the-babylon-bee-is-willing-to-promote-any-us-government-cause-in-exchange-for-34-million

Democrats Assure Americans The Millions In USAID They Gave Hamas Was Just For Gay Stuff

"Yes, we know it looks bad giving millions of dollars to known terrorists with no accountability," said Senator Chris Van Hollen. "But we calculated that the risk involved in giving terrorists a bunch of cash was worth it if only it meant that one poor Palestinian kid might question their gender identity or sexuality someday."

As much as I want to believe them, the gay stuff is pretty tame for these fellas.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-assure-americans-the-millions-in-usaid-they-gave-hamas-was-just-for-gay-stuff

Country With Record Illiteracy Worried What Will Happen If Education System Reformed

Concern over the Department of Educations fate reached a boiling point early Friday when politicians marched on the Lyndon Baines Johnson Department of Education Building to express concern over possible reforms but were stopped by security. This led to outrage as many legislators were too illiterate to understand the order the security guard had issued.

That man looks exactly like the kind of person he is. I appreciate that.

https://babylonbee.com/news/country-with-record-illiteracy-worried-what-will-happen-if-education-system-reformed