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November 03, 2022
Biden Says It May Take Days For Democrat Votes To Be Double-Counted
"Despite the fact that third-world countries around the globe are capable of tallying their votes on the same day as their elections, it's simply not realistic to expect that from the world's most technologically advanced nation," Biden shouted with an unnecessary amount of anger to the assembled crowd made up entirely of White House staffers and the media.
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Trump Announces He Will Lift Tariffs On Canada Just As Soon As They Win A Stanley Cup
"These guys invented hockey. You think they would be great at it," Trump later told reporters during an impromptu press conference about ordered strikes in Somalia. "The kids all grow up playing it, I do not get why they lose. It should never happen — like a Chinaman losing a kung fu fight. It is a disgrace, to tell you the truth. It is the worst thing that is happened to hockey since NHL 94 when Electronic Arts removed fighting. I told them you cannot remove fighting, people love fighting, but they did and the sales tanked."
New Bible Reading App Just Texts You The Entire Bible One Verse At A Time
"It is the only way I can read," said Aida Nielson, a young member of Gen Z who would not look up from her phone to talk with us. "Oh, here is another one. Leviticus 4:1 Now the LORD spoke to Moses, saying... Wow, so insightful! I cannot wait for the next text tomorrow."This would save us all so much time
