"Ever since Musk took over Twitter, the sexual tension between the pair has been palpable," said an aide for AOC who refused to be named.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"It is a great… a great… I am honored to… it is official," Biden said. "Jimmy Carter proudly held the title of Worst Living President for so many years. He was a man of great… of so much… a lot of… things. And he will always be fondly remembered for… all of it. But now that he has passed, I am proud to claim the title and carry it on until… whenever. Hopefully forever. We finally beat Medicare, folks."
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-claims-title-of-worst-living-president
Taco Bell mens room: Social media does not have a monopoly on people dumping load after load of foulness.
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-places-more-positive-and-uplifting-than-social-media
"We are saddened to learn that President Carter will also be skipping the inauguration," said an aide for Trump. "While we are sure Carter has his reasons, Trump looked forward to welcoming every leader to this new chapter. We continue to hope that this next year will be one of healing divisions and coming together."
https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-carter-to-skip-trump-inauguration