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November 07, 2022
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Southern Wife Arrested For Failing To Serve Drinks In Mason Jars
The unthinkable act allegedly occurred this afternoon at the home of David and Susan Jennings, where one member of a dinner party notified authorities that Susan had served beverages in non-Mason jar receptacles. Police responded quickly and took her into custody.https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-wife-arrested-for-failing-to-serve-drinks-in-mason-jars
Hungover Kamala Harris Gets Sinking Feeling While Checking If She Drunk-Posted Anything Yesterday
"Oh man, what did I say," wondered Harris, frantically flipping through her feed. "Ten thousand messages asking if I am okay... that is a bit above average. Not good, Kamala. I kind of remember being on a Zoom call? Crap, what did I say??"
Israel Asks Hezbollah To Please Wait By Pagers For Message Announcing Start Of Ceasefire
"The print will be very small, so maybe hold the pager close to your face," suggested Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. "Hold it with both hands to keep it steady. If you are concerned you will miss the notice, try keeping the pager held tightly against your ear."
