"If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/record-numbers-of-voters-show-up-to-end-democracy
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"We want cool clothes, not this off-hand junk from losers," said Azibo Habiba, a 12-year-old. "We do not like to wear the shirts and caps from teams that get losses in big blowouts. Where are all the ones from the cool teams? Teams that squander a 5-0 lead are bad. These are just stupid advertisements for sad failures. And that one man who kept waving his hands like some kind of idiot...we don't want his name anywhere near us."
Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season.
https://odysee.com/satan-devastated-after-kamala-loses#0ddbde323d830e4c5cce54e3583801be1a970510
Issuing drilling permits that will instantly cause sea levels to rise 5,000 feet and drown everyone: Sadly, Al Gore was right.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-terrifying-ways-trump-could-destroy-the-entire-world