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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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10 hours ago

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He's Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes

"Dont worry! I am here to stand next to you until someone who can help you gets here," Santos was heard shouting to the suffering man. "The real firefighters will be here soon. I can't carry you out of here. I am a girl. Isnt that awesome?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-fireman-rushes-into-burning-building-to-tell-victim-hes-too-heavy-but-the-real-firemen-will-be-here-in-15-minutes

10 hours ago

Notorious Grooming Gang Votes To Not Investigate Itself

Though the gang has come under increasing fire with more victims coming forward, its members remained firmly against investigating their criminal conduct. "I am afraid we are still not convinced," said another grooming gang member. "If we were to look into these things we are accused of perpetrating, we may be forced to hold ourselves accountable, and that is not something we wish to do. While we do acknowledge the seriousness of the situation, we are not willing to subject ourselves to further scrutiny."

https://babylonbee.com/news/notorious-grooming-gang-votes-to-not-investigate-itself

January 12, 2025

Husband Pretends He Can’t Understand Wife After Tower Of Babel Incident

Ur-Nammus bride, Yanna, was beside herself with frustration. Following the incident at the tower, her father and mother both spoke different languages and now her husband allegedly could not understand her. Yet he only said one word over and over; a word which sounded a lot like "okay." Only after confronting him about all the work he had not been doing did she learn he could not understand her.

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-pretends-he-cant-understand-wife-after-tower-of-babel-incident

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