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November 16, 2022
Former Twitter Employee Can't Seem To Find Meditation Room At New Taco Bell Job
"Huh. It's gotta be around here somewhere," said the confused 2nd shift Burrito Assembly Specialist as he looked around the facility. "I hope I find it soon because that last order was very, very stressful."
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The eleven terrorists, some of which worked directly with al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden, were released into the custody of Oman, a nation that borders Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Biden confirmed he had already spoken with Sultan Haitham bin Tariq of Oman and been informed there were "no takebacks."
Harmful Stereotype Stabs Ten
"It is a deuced shame that some chaps might use this stabbing to reinforce their preconceived prejudices against Islam," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. "As the people of Great Britain, we have no excuse whatsoever for forming racist, bigoted stereotypes about Islam based on the Muslim involved in this stabbing. Our hearts go out to those of the religion of peace who will continue to be adversely affected by the ongoing, damaging assumptions this incident may cause, such as being hindered in their attempts to stab other people."
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Carter remembers hearing stories about her own great-grandparents raising eleven kids in a tiny house in the country but says times have changed. "Yeah, but they paid like, what, 5-grand for that house?"
