"Huh. It's gotta be around here somewhere," said the confused 2nd shift Burrito Assembly Specialist as he looked around the facility. "I hope I find it soon because that last order was very, very stressful."
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/former-twitter-employee-cant-seem-to-find-meditation-room-at-new-taco-bell-job
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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DOGE is here, and Elon and Vivek will eliminate literally millions of government positions. Here are the top 10 most useless positions that they'll target.https://odysee.com/top-10-government-positions-doge-will-be#4e273375070d37522bcf55f439c5398b8fb8d270
FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump
"It is time for these people to pay for their crimes," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a brief statement regarding the raids. "We have spent several years surveilling these dangerous people and warning the public about them. Now they have struck a devastating blow to our country by electing Trump. We are going to take swift action to deal with them."https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump
APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat
"Tulsi Gabbard as head of National Intelligence? Really?" said a flabbergasted John Bolton who previously served as Trump's National Security Advisor. "She doesn't have any experience sitting around Washington for years being a corrupt waste of space. We can't have that!"
