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American Obesity Rate Falls Thanks To Resumed Bullying Of Fat Kids

"This is really great news for public health," said Brad Kinley, HHS employee. "We were clueless what else to do after all of our school lunch and exercise initiatives failed time after time. Turns out, the answer all along was ruthless bullying."

https://babylonbee.com/news/obesity-on-the-decline-as-bullying-fat-kids-ok-again

Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level

"We almost lost her," said Dr. Johann Warstein, who has been caring for Pelosi since she was hospitalized earlier today. "Ms. Pelosi skipped her usual four morning screwdrivers, then accidentally drank too much water over lunch. Her blood alcohol levels, normally around 50%, plunged to almost legal levels. If not for the quick actions of our emergency personnel to get a fifth of vodka in her bloodstream, we may be having a different conversation. It was touch and go."

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-hospitalized-with-dangerously-low-blood-alcohol-level

On This Day In History: St. Nicholas Punches Arius For Claiming 'Die Hard' Is Not A Christmas Movie

"Even saints have their limits," said Benjamin Hundre, an archaeologist and early Christianity scholar at Cambridge. "Arius just kept up his stupid little bit about how Die Hard was released in July, and how just because it was set at Christmas does not make it actually a Christmas movie, and how it is really more of an Advent story anyway... and ol Saint Nicholas up and walloped him on the schnozz. A well-deserved bashing, I must say."

https://babylonbee.com/news/on-this-day-in-history-st-nicholas-punches-arius-for-claiming-die-hard-is-not-a-christmas-movie