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November 16, 2022
Doctor Assures Parent That Kid's Cold Should Only Last Another 3 To 4 Years
In all likelihood, she'll be sick her entire childhood. It will be one continuous chain of cold viruses one after the other, but to you, it will seem like one big sickness."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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👨🔬 Scientists: "Extreme Cold in DC Is Not Result of Climate Change"
👿 Thermo-Telemetry Indicates that Hell Is Freezing Over.
(film at 11 pm)
Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head
"Beavis and his fellow expert Butt-head assured me I can do this," said Biden in a press conference. "So it is all perfectly legal. They would know. They told me they knew everything there was to know about the Constitution. So you all can rest easy knowing my decision passes the smell test."
With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies
Pentagon officials reported a significant uptick in both the size and quantity of fortune cookies included with the average meal. In response, President Joe Biden raised America's DEFCON level to 3, indicating an increased state of readiness on account of the fortune cookies.
