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November 21, 2022
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee's
Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems - but this little gas station called Buc-ee's isn't helping!
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Total Loser Still Has One Of Those Cars That Starts With A Key
"He pulled this weird metal object out of his pocket before he got into his car," recalled Phillip Butler, who was a friend of Newman's before the incident. "My first thought was, Dude, it is not the 1970s anymore. We have real cars now. I wondered what the next thing he was going to tell me — he drives a stick? That is when I decided to cut ties with him."https://babylonbee.com/news/total-loser-still-has-one-of-those-cars-that-starts-with-a-key
10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused By DEI
David & Goliath: It is now believed that Golilath was hired as part of a plus-sized Philistine representation programhttps://babylonbee.com/news/10-biblical-disasters-that-were-probably-caused-by-dei
Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In 'Female Body Inspector' T-Shirt
"Mr. Patel! What does that shirt say?" Senator Warren yelled into her microphone. "Female Body….MR. PATEL! That is highly inappropriate! Take that off right now! I will continue yelling things into this microphone until you remove that shirt and put on something more appropriate. YELLING!"
