Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron

The One Ring, forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, was stolen from his person by Isildur during the Battle of Dagorlad. Now legal experts say that terrible injustice is finally being made right.

https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron

Ailing McConnell Carried Into Senate By 6 Pallbearers

"We think the use of these mobility pallbearers is the perfect thing to help the Senator get around the capitol," McConnell staffer Bradley Meyers told the press. "He has been having a little bit of a tough time moving around and we are so excited to have found a solution that is both practical and sensible. Here he comes now!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/ailing-mcconnell-carried-into-senate-by-6-pallbearers

Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump’s Order To Release Hostages

"The President of the United States has no legal right to do anything, ever," said Judge Gregory Chandler. "The Constitution simply does not contain any provisions that allow the president to act in any way to do anything. I hereby declare President Trump's order for Hamas to release its hostages unconstitutional and void. Hamas may continue to keep innocent people captive and treat them however they choose without consequence. I have spoken!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-gets-biden-appointed-judge-to-overturn-trumps-order-to-release-hostages