Joe Biden's day planner was left on a table at a Washington DC Denny's this week. Before returning to the White House, our staff was able to take pictures of the contents of Biden's rigorous schedule. It is truly amazing that a man of Biden's age has enough vim and vigor to accomplish so much every day.
get a closer look at one week of Biden's activities here.
Here are just a few examples from Biden's dense schedule:
Muffins
Nap (many, many naps)
Crossword puzzle day
Do the green screen thingy
Napppppp
Also, sleep (which is different from naps)
Test new drones
note to self: Stop using the term "colored people" it's bad now
Cash that Xi money
Turkey (he was not sure if this was in reference to the country or the poultry)
Call Obama (recurring in planner. Keeps getting voicemail)
Tell Kamala to do the thing
Remember what the thing is
Detailed notes on who he can and cannot sniff at various events
Yell at cloud
Parsnips
Tape Blue Bloods (starring Tom Selleck)
John Wayne-a-thon
Strategy meeting @ CNN
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