TEXAS—While visiting a migrant facility along the Rio Grande, Kamala Harris was approached by a poor migrant child, Pablo Ramirez, who had emptied his bowl of thin gruel and wanted some more.
"Please - may I have some more?" the impoverished child, hurled over the border via catapult by smugglers earlier that morning, asked, holding out his empty bowl.
"More soup? Haha. You want more soup? Hahaha. You think we're gonna give you more soup? Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" cackled Harris. "Oh, I'm sorry. That's. That's a good one, Pedro. A good one, indeed. More soup. HAHAHAHAHA!"
Her laugh died suddenly and her face turned to one of rage. "How DARE you ask ME for MORE SOUP, BOY! NOW GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND AND DECIDE TO TURN YOU INTO SOUP! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
The media praised Kamala Harris for her humane, civil handling of the situation and remarked that she was the first vice presidential woman of color to threaten a migrant child for asking for more soup.
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As one of the few sane people in MA - THANK YOU - for that article about MA just now ie the entire state is declared incompetent! I sent you a one-time donation of $25 just for that. I tell them that all the time too. :)
UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws
"The Democratic Party would be winning in a landslide if it weren't for that confounded Constitution," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "We have so many great ideas on how to win, but people keep saying things like 'Hey, that's illegal' or 'That's literally a crime.' It's becoming disheartening."
