PORTLAND, OR—Local man Emad Rahim had an enjoyable night with his friends at his local board game cafe last evening, playing some introductory games like Lords of Waterdeep and Catan before transitioning to the featured game of the day, a ten-hour session of Twilight Imperium. To unwind after the lengthy game, Rahim and one of the other players sat down for a light session of Guess Who?.
Rahim is a clever and cunning player, and managed to win by having his characters continue to switch genders throughout the game, leaving his opponent hopelessly confused as to which character was which.
"Is your character a girl?" the other player asked.
Rahim suppressed a snicker. "Yes. For now."
The game went on for some time, and his opponent got no closer to guessing Rahim's character card.
"What the heck? It's gotta be Sally!" his exasperated opponent said. "I've exhausted all the other options."
"Have you, though?" asked Rahim as he tented his fingers and let out a deep chuckle. "Have you considered that Sally might not be Sally anymore, my friend? Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
Rahim was, of course, banned from the cafe for life, though, when he had his characters identify as different races, which are immutable and define your identity from the moment you are conceived.
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