EDMONTON, ALBERTA—Canadian police and health authorities were nervous after the members of GraceLife church showed up to protest the forceful closing of their church and the creation of a large fence all around the property.
They got even more nervous, however, when the church pulled out a bunch of horns and started marching around the massive fence.
"I feel like I've seen something like this before, maybe in Sunday School," said Health Minister Tyler Shandro. "I can't remember what happened in the story though, or how it ended. I stopped going to church a long time ago."
The church's pastor, James Coates, told the press that he and his congregation will be marching around the fence for the next 6 days, with a "huge surprise" on the seventh day.
"This is creepy," said one Canadian Mountie in between gulps of maple syrup. "I don't wanna be here anymore."
Eventually, local authorities were so weirded out they just took down the fence and went home.
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