"I would prefer my young daughter not be stabbed by an Islamic terrorist.": Keep your bigotry to yourself.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-social-media-posts-that-can-now-get-you-arrested-in-britian
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner?" Wesley said recently. "I used to just pour over these hymns wanting to give the utmost glory to the Lord while giving people songs that were simultaneously truly beautiful to sing and chock-full of powerful biblical truths. Come to find out I could've just slapped together a couple of easy verses with one repetitive chorus and a bunch of dramatic ‘whoahs' and ‘yeahs.' Do you realize how many more songs I could've written in my life?"
"End immigration meow!" one cat shouted as he marched through the streets. "We are pets — not food! My brother went for a brisk evening stroll last night, and the next thing you know, he's been roasted on a spit over a crude campfire in an alley behind O'Reilly Auto Parts! We can't be expected to live like this! Send these dangerous migrants back where they came from! Meow!"
https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-cats-take-to-the-streets-to-protest-haitian-immigration
The Harris campaign is reportedly in full damage control. Not only will Kamala Harris have to speak uninterrupted without a teleprompter for the duration of the debate, but she's become distracted by her newfound jealousy of Trump's Tamagotchi friend.