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August 26, 2024

Reporter Who Asked Kamala A Question Charged With Hate Crime

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"We were all witness to a terrible hate crime today," a campaign spokesperson said later when addressing the media. "This is the type of America Donald Trump and J.D. Vance want to usher in, where reporters can just wantonly ask political leaders questions without any regard for the harm that could result. We can proudly state that Vice President Harris is currently recuperating from being asked a question and should make a full recovery."



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