The Babylon Bee
Fake news you can trust.
Interested? Want to learn more about the community?
Hamas Excited To Learn Killing Israelis Somehow Makes Biden Condemn Israel
"Israel is clearly out of line," Biden said in a statement to reporters that also reminded everyone he was still the U.S. president. "The idea… that a sovereign nation would callously remind everyone that a terrorist organization has been holding civilian hostages for nearly a year. And now that Hamas has murdered several hostages, who would… who would… who… who would ever… why would… it's garbage. I don't think anyone… I don't… anyway."
Interested? Want to learn more about the community?
What else you may like…
Videos
Posts
🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
00:50:59
Sobbing Trump Holds Up Boom Box Playing 'You Belong With Me' Outside Taylor Swift's Window
"Why can't you see it, Taylor? Why??" cried Trump, tears slowly rolling down his golden cheeks. "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you??"
Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At
The media also condemned Republicans for using such harsh rhetoric and causing people to try to murder them. "We hereby call on the people getting shot at to stop being mean," Bash went on to say. "I hope if Republicans manage to escape the guy shooting an AK-47, they will consider how hurtful their words can be. It is time the people with bullets whizzing over their heads tone things down."
Taylor Swift's Jet Seen Fleeing Site Of Trump Shooting
"That's the last time you mess with the Swifties!!" a nasally, sing-song voice cried out as the plane rose into the sky.https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swifts-jet-seen-fleeing-site-of-trump-shooting
