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Ken Ham Hides On Second Floor Of Natural History Museum With Sniper Rifle Waiting For Someone To Say ‘Millions Of Years’
"You could tell he was just waiting to take someone out," said one museum visitor. "During our guided tour, any time someone would mention dinosaurs living millions of years ago, we heard grumbling and a few boos from somewhere above us. I'm pretty sure I noticed the red dot of a laser sight dancing around menacingly on the tour guide's forehead. Honestly, it's surprising we all made it out alive."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
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Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview
"Thankfully, Vice President Harris is safe and in stable condition," a campaign spokesperson said. "We all feared the worst when that crazed person emerged from the crowd and attempted to interview the sitting U.S. vice president right there in broad daylight. Someone must be looking out for her, though, because she avoided suffering any damage in the incident."https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
Vatican Installs 'Heresy Jar' In Pope's Office
"We've got to do something to cut back on the blatant heresy," said one Vatican insider. "One day Francis is out there saying same-sex unions can be blessed by the Church, the next day he's somewhere talking about how all faiths lead to God. We came to the conclusion that we just couldn't keep up with all of His Holiness's heretical statements, so we had to resort to putting a Heresy Jar on his desk. We're really hoping this fixes the problem."https://babylonbee.com/news/vatican-installs-heresy-jar-in-popes-office
Guy At British Restaurant Not Sure If Chef Messed Up His Meal Or If It's Just Supposed To Taste Bad
Ludwig's wife Clara also expressed confusion over whether or not the dish she ordered was supposed to have cold beans on it or if maybe the chef mistook her plate for a plate of dog food he was prepping for his pet.
