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Sobbing Trump Holds Up Boom Box Playing 'You Belong With Me' Outside Taylor Swift's Window
"Why can't you see it, Taylor? Why??" cried Trump, tears slowly rolling down his golden cheeks. "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you??"
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Merrick Garland Warns If Anyone Insults Migrants Again He Will Call In Another Bomb Threat
"If people don't get their act together and quit claiming that migrants are eating dogs and cats and who knows what, I WILL call in another fake bomb alert from my contacts abroad, so help me Science!" Garland reportedly squeaked at one of his aides, crinkling up his rodentine nose at the sight of another decapitated pig in Springfield. "I'm sick and tired of this rubbish — everyone out there had better cut it out with the migrant hate or I'll....I'll...I'll call in a fake atomic bomb next time! That'll show those bigots. Get me an iced tea."
Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview
"Thankfully, Vice President Harris is safe and in stable condition," a campaign spokesperson said. "We all feared the worst when that crazed person emerged from the crowd and attempted to interview the sitting U.S. vice president right there in broad daylight. Someone must be looking out for her, though, because she avoided suffering any damage in the incident."https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
Hezbollah Starting To Think They Shouldn't Have Gotten Pagers From Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium
The terrorist organization sustained devastating losses over the last two days, with multiple fatalities and thousands of members injured due to pagers and other electronic devices being rigged to explode. Hezbollah sources pointed the blame squarely at the devices bought from Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium.
