"Thankfully, Vice President Harris is safe and in stable condition," a campaign spokesperson said. "We all feared the worst when that crazed person emerged from the crowd and attempted to interview the sitting U.S. vice president right there in broad daylight. Someone must be looking out for her, though, because she avoided suffering any damage in the incident."
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"If people don't get their act together and quit claiming that migrants are eating dogs and cats and who knows what, I WILL call in another fake bomb alert from my contacts abroad, so help me Science!" Garland reportedly squeaked at one of his aides, crinkling up his rodentine nose at the sight of another decapitated pig in Springfield. "I'm sick and tired of this rubbish — everyone out there had better cut it out with the migrant hate or I'll....I'll...I'll call in a fake atomic bomb next time! That'll show those bigots. Get me an iced tea."
The terrorist organization sustained devastating losses over the last two days, with multiple fatalities and thousands of members injured due to pagers and other electronic devices being rigged to explode. Hezbollah sources pointed the blame squarely at the devices bought from Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium.