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Report: Trump Furious As Would-Be Assassin Fired Gun Right During His Backswing
Assassins these days, they have no manners, it's terrible," said a clearly irritated Trump. "They have no respect for the game."https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-furious-as-would-be-assassin-fired-right-in-his-backswing
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Hezbollah Starting To Think They Shouldn't Have Gotten Pagers From Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium
The terrorist organization sustained devastating losses over the last two days, with multiple fatalities and thousands of members injured due to pagers and other electronic devices being rigged to explode. Hezbollah sources pointed the blame squarely at the devices bought from Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium.
BREAKING: Israel Kills Thousands More Terrorists With Exploding '200 Free Hours of AOL' CDs
"Oh boy, 200 free hours of dial-up Internet!" said Ahmad Krikor, a terrorist on the FBI's most wanted list. Unfortunately, his brief joy was quickly vaporized into dust along with his body.
Merrick Garland Warns If Anyone Insults Migrants Again He Will Call In Another Bomb Threat
"If people don't get their act together and quit claiming that migrants are eating dogs and cats and who knows what, I WILL call in another fake bomb alert from my contacts abroad, so help me Science!" Garland reportedly squeaked at one of his aides, crinkling up his rodentine nose at the sight of another decapitated pig in Springfield. "I'm sick and tired of this rubbish — everyone out there had better cut it out with the migrant hate or I'll....I'll...I'll call in a fake atomic bomb next time! That'll show those bigots. Get me an iced tea."
