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'I Was Born Into A Middle Class Family,' Explains Wife When Husband Asks Why The Car Is On Fire

Trent later said that he was left off-balance by his wife's articulate and nuanced answer. "I hadn't ever really thought about it that way," he said. "While I was caring so much about learning why the car was on fire, I was completely ignoring the fact that she was born into a middle-class family. That answer blew me away. It changed everything. I saw the situation in a completely different light."

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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8 hours ago

Here Are 9 AI-Generated Deep Fakes Of Gavin Newsom That Are Illegal To Share In California

Here's an embarrassing picture of Gavin Newsom dining out at a French restaurant after ordering everyone else in the state to stay in their homes:

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-9-ai-generated-deep-fakes-of-gavin-newsom-that-are-illegal-to-share-in-california

September 18, 2024

Hezbollah Starting To Think They Shouldn't Have Gotten Pagers From Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium

The terrorist organization sustained devastating losses over the last two days, with multiple fatalities and thousands of members injured due to pagers and other electronic devices being rigged to explode. Hezbollah sources pointed the blame squarely at the devices bought from Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium.

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-starting-to-think-they-shouldnt-have-gotten-pagers-from-levi-goldbraumsteins-pager-emporium

September 18, 2024

BREAKING: Israel Kills Thousands More Terrorists With Exploding '200 Free Hours of AOL' CDs

"Oh boy, 200 free hours of dial-up Internet!" said Ahmad Krikor, a terrorist on the FBI's most wanted list. Unfortunately, his brief joy was quickly vaporized into dust along with his body.

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-israel-kills-another-thousand-terrorists-with-exploding-200-free-hours-of-aol-cds

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