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Report: Perfect Church Ruined After Being Attended By Human Being
"Up until then, it was a totally perfect place," said one eyewitness. "Prior to this guy's arrival, this church had no scandals, no disagreements… no sinful behavior! Once that one person walked in the door and completely changed everything. Now, it's totally ruined. Perfection gone. All everyone has are the memories of how pure and spotless this church was before it opened its doors and let in a human being."https://babylonbee.com/news/report-perfect-church-ruined-after-being-attended-by-human-being
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Memes
The bust took place at an unsuspecting location, reportedly the home of what was described by neighbors as a nice, quiet family. In all, authorities seized over 2,000 of what a department spokesman categorized as "pure, uncut memes."https://babylonbee.com/news/california-police-raid-seizes-over-2000-memes
Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color
When asked what he would do if no women of color wanted to kill Trump, Biden simply stated, "If you don't want Trump dead, you ain't black!"https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-promises-next-trump-assassin-will-be-a-woman-of-color
No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs
"I mean, I like Joy and Sara, don't get me wrong — they're just a little repetitive and loud sometimes," a spokesperson for the Walters estate said. "These porkers actually bring a little bit more to the table — figuratively speaking, that is. And they look better, too. I'm fine with the decision, all around."
