"Where's all our junk that can't be used for anything?" Griggs asked. "I wish I could find that half a rubber band I shoved in here two years ago. I knew I'd need it someday."
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"To all memers out there: Texas will embrace you," Abbott said at a press conference announcing the order. "No memer should live under the type of despotic rule and suppression of the right to be funny that we're seeing in other states. I officially declare the state of Texas open to all memers who dream of creating sick burns and dank viral memes."
https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-abbott-declares-texas-sanctuary-state-for-memers
"I just wanted to give my diners a good selection of the classics they know and love," Martha explained. "We're keeping the Ohio traditions alive — new and old."
https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-restaurant-unveils-new-pumpkin-spice-cat
Voters in the crowd seemed receptive to the plea. "He makes a convincing argument," said one rally attendee. "While asking all of us to vote for the person who has been in charge for the last four years, he reminded us that America simply won't last if we go through another four years of her. The evidence he presented made it abundantly clear that the lady who's been steering the ship the last four years would just completely wreck everything in the next four years."