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FEMA Arrests Noah For Running Unauthorized Flood Rescue Operation

"This is an unapproved rescue operation and we will not tolerate such behavior," FEMA Spokesman Randy Tarwater told the press. "We apprehended Noah and his so-called ‘ark' attempting to save human and animal lives. That's not what FEMA represents."

https://babylonbee.com/news/fema-arrests-noah-for-running-unauthorized-flood-rescue-operation

Holy Spirit Fails To Arrive After Worship Leader Only Repeats Chorus Five Times

"I feel terrible about it," said John, lead worship pastor. "I completely kept the Holy Spirit from arriving. I've alwaye been so careful to sing stuff like 'Come, Holy Spirit, come come come' a good dozen times over and over again just for safety. Salvation was hanging in the balance, and I blew it."

https://babylonbee.com/news/holy-spirit-fails-to-arrive-after-worship-leader-only-repeats-chorus-five-times

For Safety, Trump To Give Butler Speech In Mandalorian Helmet

Although Secret Service has taken extra precautions for Trump's return, the Trump campaign felt it could take no chances. "The Secret Service promised to hang up signs saying 'No Assassins Allowed,' but I'm still uneasy," said campaign manager Darryl Rove. "It's only been a few months for Secret Service to update their training, and there's still a lot of sloped roofs out there. I'd feel a lot better with the Mandalorian helmet sitting on top of Mr. Trump."

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-safety-trump-to-give-butler-speech-in-mandalorian-armor