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Millions Of Gay People Die Of Hunger As One Bakery In Colorado No Longer Forced To Bake Them Wedding Cakes
Homosexuals, who can literally eat anything a normal person can, became addicted to Phillips' baked goods and refused to go anywhere else, sources say. When asked what made Phillips' food so special, they could not provide an answer. "I think we just crave what we can't have — which is also why we are gay," said Kevin "Jazzy" Lafarb, who starved to death this week.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Tragic: Waffle House Closures Force Thousands Of Crackheads To Go Fight Out In The Streets
"It's sad to see them forced to fight out in the elements away from the comfort of the Waffle Houses they're used to," said sociologist Dr. Bradford Billings. "Many of these vagrants, methheads, and mental defectives have grown quite accustomed to fighting in Waffle Houses. It's part of their lifestyles and, more importantly, it's an important part of the fabric of our communities here in the Southeast. It's a tragedy to see them unable to fight in Waffle Houses."
What A Jerk! Kamala Wants To Help With Hurricane Relief But DeSantis Refuses To Tell Her Where Florida Is
"I holistically tried to get him to tell me, but he couldn't take the joy," Kamala complained in a press conference. "And then I asked him to give me the first letter of the state or states that might be around Florida and he wouldn't do that either! What's with this jerk? I'm just trying to help and all he wants to do is play politics. I'm from a middle-class family, too, you know! HAHAHA!"
Idiot Trains For 17 Years To Earn Black Belt When He Could Have Just Purchased One On Amazon For $12.99
"I always told him, all those years," Nancy said, shaking her head. "It was always 'Bruce, we could get this on Amazon for much, much cheaper.' And then he'd always shake his head and go try to break a board or the kitchen table or something. I'm really, really disappointed by this."
