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10 hours ago

Kamala Greets Latino Crowd With 'Donde Esta La Biblioteca?'

Wearing a sombrero and carrying maracas, Kamala hoped to make inroads with Latino voters that polls show are set to vote Republican in record numbers. "Ola! Yo quiero Taco Bell!" said Kamala to the crowd, shaking her maracas. "Please-o elect-o me-o, por favor! Haha!!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-greets-latino-crowd-with-donde-esta-la-bibloteca

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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11 hours ago

Tucker Tries To Get Job At Fox News Back By Dressing Up As Hot Blonde

"She looked like someone who could host a talk show while writing a few columns and a personal website," Thompson said. "From the looks of it, she might not even be above picking up some spicy interviews — maybe even one with Vladimir Putin. I do hear he's rather open to doing interviews with Western reporters bearing huge credentials. My biggest concern about Tucquerina is honestly just her facial expression. That worried look under a thatch of luscious hair...where have I seen that before?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-tries-to-get-job-at-fox-news-back-by-dressing-up-as-hot-blonde

11 hours ago

Doug Emhoff Brags He Could Smack A Woman In The Middle Of Fifth Avenue And Not Lose Kamala Any Votes

"I can just slap a woman in the face, right in public, and they'll still love me," said Emhoff. "I'm the icon of masculinity, haven't you heard?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/doug-emhoff-brags-he-could-smack-a-woman-in-the-middle-of-fifth-avenue-and-not-lose-kamala-any-votes

October 11, 2024

‘Now Is Not The Time For Independent Thinking,’ Obama Tells Black Trump Supporters

"I know you feel like your brains are capable of making a wise and rational decision, but you need to take a moment and stop being all uppity," Obama said. "Y'all need to go into that voting booth like a bunch of good little brothas and mindlessly punch that ballot for anyone with a 'D' next to their name. That's your only job."

https://babylonbee.com/news/now-is-not-the-time-for-independent-thinking-obama-tells-black-trump-supporters

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