SAN FRANSISCO, CA—Locals are applauding after the unveiling of a brand new stained glass window at Gender Justice Cathedral, a local Episcopal church. The elaborate new window depicts Dr. Anthony Fauci, the new patron saint of virus protection, vaccinations, and all science.
"We are proud to show this gorgeous new masterpiece to the world," said Bishop Txm Castrx at the unveiling ceremony. "We hope you can all come next Sunday for our vaccination celebration event and bask in the warm light of its glory."
The upcoming event will feature a traditional indigenous moon alignment dance and a 30-minute hot yoga session before "vaccine communion" is distributed to women and people of color. The faithful will then be allowed to kiss a sacred relic: a face mask that was actually worn by Fauci himself.
"We are excited about this event, but we ask that white men please refrain from attending so they do not invade the sacred and protected space we have created," said Bishop Castrx.
According to sources, some people laughed at the new Fauci stained glass window-- likely because they hate science.
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