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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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10 hours ago

Pros And Cons of A.I.

Pro: Help writing your term paper.
Con: You never get a chance to turn in the paper because AI has enslaved humanity and killed us all.
Pro: Autonomous vehicles.
Con: Horrific war between man and machine that wipes out most of humanity in a fiery cataclysm of nuclear fire.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pros-and-cons-of-ai

2 hours ago

Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit'

‘It's a simple and straightforward way to forget about all your troubles," said behavioral health analyst Dr. Carl Keppler. "We've seen such a spike in mental health issues over the last several years, and everyone seems to have their own suggestion for how to address it, but we've found nothing more effective than just stopping what you're doing, plopping down on the couch, and putting on the old cartoon version of The Hobbit. The results truly are astonishing."

https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-recommend-everyone-just-take-the-day-off-to-chill-out-and-watch-the-old-cartoon-version-of-the-hobbit

11 hours ago

'We Have Not Intentionally Allowed Millions Of Illegals To Cross The Border To Vote,' Says Mayorkas Waving His Hand Attempting A Jedi Mind Trick

"He started chanting the phrase 'not intentionally — but no humans are ever illegal' over and over again," said Jackson Quimby, a reporter. "And then he started waving his hands. I began to realize that these weren't the illegal immigrant voters I was looking for, so I waved him along and asked a different question. I felt a bit woozy afterward, but I usually just chalk that up to his cologne. It can make the newsroom a bit...pungent."

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-have-not-intentionally-allowed-millions-of-illegals-to-cross-the-border-to-vote-says-mayorkas-waving-his-hand-attempting-a-jedi-mind-trick

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