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Study Finds 100% Of Men Fantasize About Launching Car Off Every Auto Transport Trailer They See
According to local man James Jackson, the study's results are accurate. "Yeah, I'll be honest, that's all I think about on the road these days," he said. "Especially when traffic is backed up on the bridge and if I could just get over three cars I'd be golden. Are there seriously people who don't think about it?"
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Think Christopher Columbus Was A Good Guy? Think Again! Here Are The 10 Worst Atrocities He Committed
He tricked the Indians by trading them a jar of shiny beads he got at HomeGoods in exchange for bars of gold: He knew that the Indian woman, like all other females, could not resist the lure of HomeGoods.
Terrified Tim Walz Stands On Chair All Day Waiting For Wife To Get Home And Kill Spider
"Ahhh! Kill it! Kill it!" Walz reportedly cried aloud to an empty house before remembering his wife had gone out to run some errands. "Gwen, where are you? GWEN!?"
NASA Baffled At How Elon Managed To Succeed Without As Many Gay Non-Binary Muslim Dwarfs Of Color As They Have
"Not a single transgender dwarf of color on the team! How does this guy do it?" one high-ranking NASA official marveled. "We devote all of our time and spend billions upon billions of dollars to put together the most intersectional and diverse team, but we can't even come close to the stuff Musk is pulling off at SpaceX. They caught a rocket, for crying out loud! And they didn't have any non-binary Hindu furries working on the project! How is that possible?"
