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Nation Shudders To Imagine How Horrifying The Incriminating Photos Are That Kamala Has Of Mark Cuban
Speculation has risen that Harris must have proof of Cuban being on the Epstein list, which the campaign has used to blackmail Cuban into acting like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump. "Even if it's the Epstein list...is it worth it?" wondered local woman Sarah Hampton. "What could possibly drive a man to degrade himself like this? What cards do you have to hold to make a formerly intelligent, powerful billionaire suddenly become a brainless bobblehead for the vapidest politician in human history? It's a scary thought."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Trump Campaign Raises Millions Overnight With New Donation Ask: 'How Much Would You Pay To Not Have To Listen To Kamala Talk The Next 4 Years?'
According to Doug Jameson, a Trump staffer, the phrase has been incredibly effective at getting average Americans to cough up some cash for Trump. "As it turns out, people are really, really motivated by the prospect of not having to listen to Kamala Harris for the next four years," Jameson said. "I can't believe we didn't think of this earlier — the donations just keep rolling in."
British Police Arrest Praying Mantis For Public Prayer
"Britain is safe once again," said constable Tom Smith as he affixed tiny handcuffs onto the mantis. "Soon as I seen him, I knew he was praying — knew it with my mind powers. Not on our watch, you little blighter."https://babylonbee.com/news/british-police-arrest-praying-mantis-for-public-prayer
Trump Promises To Bring Back The Good Happy Meal Toys
"We're bringing back the good happy meal toys, folks. No more of the sad ones they have today," announced Trump. "We'll have the chicken nugget dressed like a fireman. The ice cream cone that turns into a cool dinosaur. The inspector gadget toys. It'll be tremendous, believe me."https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-to-bring-back-the-good-happy-meal-toys
