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Trump Accused Of Inappropriately Touching The Hearts Of Millions Of Americans

The latest scandal threatened to impact the upcoming presidential election, as millions of accusers from every state began to pour in. Victims of all ages and from across the socio-economic spectrum claimed to have been truly touched by Trump.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-accused-of-inappropriately-touching-the-hearts-of-millions-of-americans

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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The Babylon Bee Podcast | Trump at McDonald's was Stagee

Did you know Trump working at McDonald’s was staged? Did you also know that real reporters did some digging and discovered that the image of Trump as a Pittsburgh Steelers player is 81% likely AI-generated? What can we trust these days?

https://odysee.com/trump-at-mcdonald's-was-staged-the#1f5b0dab41c31a9995112a8040113f44f2163c1f

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Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots

"You just can't rush this type of thing," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "We're talking about a very complicated process of counting. It starts with 1, proceeds on to 2, then 3, and so on. These numbers get very large. When you run out of fingers and toes, it gets even more confusing. Plus, you have to account for the fact that we'll need to wait and find out how many votes we need to come up with. I'm afraid we won't know who the winner of the presidential election is until everyone starts voting to elect the following president."

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-it-may-take-at-least-4-years-to-count-ballots

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