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Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook

According to producers, Rogan and the fry cook covered a range of topics during their three-hour conversation, including how each got their scars and why windmills drive whales crazy. "Honestly, we were second-guessing Rogan's decision to bring in some McDonald's guy," said podcast editor Don Billings. "We couldn't have been more wrong. It was an amazing conversation, and the downloads have been staggering. Tens of millions of people had already listened to the episode within twelve hours of its release. That's why Rogan is the boss."

https://babylonbee.com/news/former-mcdonalds-fry-cook-scores-interview-with-joe-rogan

Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots

"You just can't rush this type of thing," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "We're talking about a very complicated process of counting. It starts with 1, proceeds on to 2, then 3, and so on. These numbers get very large. When you run out of fingers and toes, it gets even more confusing. Plus, you have to account for the fact that we'll need to wait and find out how many votes we need to come up with. I'm afraid we won't know who the winner of the presidential election is until everyone starts voting to elect the following president."

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-it-may-take-at-least-4-years-to-count-ballots

Police Helicopter Either Saying To Go Outside And Help Look For Missing Old Guy Or Lock Your Doors And Stay Inside Because There's A Serial Killer On Your Street

"We don't know for sure what it was saying, but it was definitely one of those two," said a nearby witness. "We were inside watching some Netflix when we heard the helicopter buzzing right above the house. The police were saying… something. It might have been asking for us to help find a lost old man, or it may have been warning us that a deranged murderer was going house to house wiping out entire families. One or the other."

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-helicopter-either-saying-to-go-outside-and-help-look-for-missing-old-guy-or-lock-your-doors-and-stay-inside-because-theres-a-serial-killer-on-your-street