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22 hours ago

Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun Of 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom'

Eyewitnesses say Trump flawlessly exploited every secret, shortcut, and glitch as he played the SpongeBob game, wowing rally attendees and journalists alike. Even Kamala Harris supporters were impressed as they watched the groundbreaking feat live on CNN. Reporting live, Jake Tapper, noted how skilled the former president was at double jumping.

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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##/California Man Arrested For Showing I.D. To Vote

"There's no place for this type of lawlessness in California," said Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson Sgt. Paul Marquez. "We received a tip that there was a man showing his I.D. to vote here, which is a brazen violation of California law. Our officers arrived quickly to apprehend this monster. I'm just glad we were able to get him off the street before he could show his identification to anyone else. This place just keeps getting more dangerous."

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-man-arrested-for-showing-id-to-vote

7 hours ago

The Babylon Bee Officially Endorses Kamala Harris for President

This may be satire that is unburdened by what has been in the passage of time that effects us all.

https://odysee.com/the-babylon-bee-officially-endorses#f9bb555b2143790a357126d31641a144c2d3af3d

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