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Tim Walz Says He Never Would Have Had Affair With Chinese Communist Official’s Daughter If He Had Known She Was a Woman
The relationship reportedly lasted four years, yet Walz has remained adamant that he had no idea that she wasn't a dude. "I'm as embarrassed as anyone," said Walz. "If I had known from the beginning that she was a woman, I would have walked away. I would never, ever have been involved in such a sordid affair, especially with a family member of a high-ranking communist official, if I knew she was a girl. Never."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Biden Fitted With Muzzle So He Can't Bite Any More Babies
Norma Higson, a mother in attendance, claims to have been mortified by the president's behavior. "I wanted to show off his cute little Harry Potter costume and the president, out of nowhere, started biting his arm off!" she sobbed. "He needs his arm!"https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-fitted-with-muzzle-so-he-cant-bite-any-more-babies
Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric
"Listen up, you Nazis. Here's the deal," Biden said. "Dangerous, inflammatory rhetoric has no place in our political discourse. That's why I'm calling on all of Donald Trump's nasty, disgusting, disease-infested, Hitler-loving, supporters to knock it off. Got it?"https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-deplorable-garbage-nazis-to-tone-down-the-rhetoric
Yankees Defeat Yankees In World Series
"We were just too much for us tonight," Yankees manager Aaron Boone said following the loss. "We felt like we had a good game plan, we knew we were behind in the series and had an uphill battle, but we were confident we could win. Unfortunately, we weren't able to put up enough of a fight against us. But, hey, hats off to us. We're the toughest opponent we've faced all year. It's really difficult for us to win games against us."https://babylonbee.com/news/yankees-defeat-yankees-in-world-series
