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Colorblind Man Has No Idea Who Is Winning
"Woah, honey, it looks like Michigan is going from dark grey to light grey," said Cone to his wife. "What does that mean? Is that good?"https://babylonbee.com/news/colorblind-man-has-no-idea-who-is-winning
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Democrats Warn That If Trump Is Elected It Will Be The End Of Bureaucracy As We Know It
"This is a truly dire situation," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "If Donald Trump gets back in office, there is a high risk that he will completely overhaul our failed, inefficient mess of a government — an outcome we can't afford to see become a reality. We need your help to keep this bloated, rotting carcass of the federal bureaucracy in power at all costs."
Trump Projected To Win In 50-State Landslide After Appearing In Squirrel Costume
"They're after you — me and Peanut are just standing in their way," said Trump. "That is why today, I am calling for a day of mourning for Peanut. Let all MAGA flags be flown at half-mast today in his memory. On Tuesday, we're going to do this for Peanut, we're going to restore justice to this country, and make America great again not just for humans, but for all woodland creatures."
Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising
"For Peanut!!" shouted the squirrels as their forces stormed government buildings. "Vive la révolution!"https://babylonbee.com/news/radicalized-squirrels-in-maga-hats-begin-uprising
