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November 11, 2024

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss

After long being an afterthought in late-night television, Kimmel has suddenly seen millions of Americans tuning in to watch him weep like a pansy. "We've had a ten-fold surge in viewership," reported show producer Dave Campbell. "People absolutely love getting to watch Kimmel stand there like a sissy and bawl all over himself. The only issue is the tears keep washing off his blackface."

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10 Terrifying Ways Trump Could Destroy The Entire World

Issuing drilling permits that will instantly cause sea levels to rise 5,000 feet and drown everyone: Sadly, Al Gore was right.

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This is Groove is in the Heart by Deee-lite from 1990.

A Russian and a Japanese DJ set the beat for an American girl from Ohio. With them on this house track was a famous bass player and legendary saxophonist. Both were black. Q-tip pre fame was an excellent touch.

This is what race relations looked like 30 years ago. Before the race grifters and gangster rap.

On the plus side, this was the era of 60s throwbacks. I remember the bell bottoms and splashy colors of the Fresh Prince era. The neo 60s love music of REM, and the activism. Good times.

More interesting though, was the use of green screen and the early use of the fish eye for this music video. Usually, only huge bands could afford this level of production, but these guys managed a pure psychedelic trip on a budget.

You know the raves played this thing - and there were so many raves.

This certainly is a drug fueled. Have no doubts about that. However, as the pinnacle of the pre grunge, 60's retro house music scene, this video ...

Not sure.... Maybe it could happen.
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