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12 hours ago

Trump Nomination Of Matt Gaetz Raises Eyebrows

"As you can see, I am surprised," Gaetz said following news of the nomination. "I have been a big supporter of President Trump for years now, but this totally caught me off-guard. I mean, just look at me. You can tell I am still completely floored by it. What an honor. Wow. I do not think anything could wipe this expression off my face."

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-nomination-of-matt-gaetz-raises-eyebrows

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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13 hours ago

Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats

"For decades, our Department of Education has been doing the important work of ensuring kids stay economically, civically, and socially handicapped so that they will be reliable Democrat voters," said Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona as he packed his office belongings into a cardboard box. "Now it appears our noble mission to keep children illiterate is being threatened. This could be catastrophic for the Democratic Party."

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-abolishing-department-of-education-could-result-in-kids-being-too-smart-to-vote-for-democrats

12 hours ago

10 Government Positions D.O.G.E. Will Be Eliminating First

The Department of Running Lobbyists Credit Cards: Ninety-percent of Congressional work, gone.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-government-positions-doge-will-be-eliminating-first

13 hours ago

The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN

"We are not here to gloat. We are here to help," said Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon. "Look, the Fake News industry is fiercely competitive, and CNN has incredible talent. We may be rivals, but at the end of the day, we are human beings -- human beings who love making up the news."

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-is-graciously-offering-to-hire-any-laid-off-employee-from-fake-news-rival-cnn

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