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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level

"We almost lost her," said Dr. Johann Warstein, who has been caring for Pelosi since she was hospitalized earlier today. "Ms. Pelosi skipped her usual four morning screwdrivers, then accidentally drank too much water over lunch. Her blood alcohol levels, normally around 50%, plunged to almost legal levels. If not for the quick actions of our emergency personnel to get a fifth of vodka in her bloodstream, we may be having a different conversation. It was touch and go."

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-hospitalized-with-dangerously-low-blood-alcohol-level

American Obesity Rate Falls Thanks To Resumed Bullying Of Fat Kids

"This is really great news for public health," said Brad Kinley, HHS employee. "We were clueless what else to do after all of our school lunch and exercise initiatives failed time after time. Turns out, the answer all along was ruthless bullying."

https://babylonbee.com/news/obesity-on-the-decline-as-bullying-fat-kids-ok-again

Wise Men Get Off Course After Accidentally Following Unidentified Drone Over New Jersey

"We saw a star shining in the East," Balthazar explained. "We determined that it was a sign of the birth of a great king. So we started following it to try to find the Christ child. I said that we should just sit and wait and see if it stopped when we got to Bethlehem, but no — the other two insisted on following it. I pointed out that it had flashing red and green lights, which stars do not usually have. That did not make a difference. They never listen to me."

https://babylonbee.com/news/wise-men-get-off-course-after-accidentally-following-unidentified-drone-over-new-jersey