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November 19, 2024

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50

"We trust that we will soon emerge from this sad time a stronger and more capable airline," said CEO Edward M. Christie III. "Also, here is my Venmo for anyone interested."

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-announces-they-will-tell-you-why-they-went-bankrupt-for-an-added-fee-of-50

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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November 19, 2024

In Last Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3

"We hoped it would not come to this, but we've got to do what is necessary," said one source within the Biden White House. "We tried every other plan to keep Trump from regaining power, but he still got re-elected. Now, in order to save America and democracy itself, we have no choice but to resort to our scorched earth plan. Literally scorched earth."

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-last-ditch-attempt-to-prevent-trump-from-taking-office-democrats-start-world-war-3

November 19, 2024

To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul

With her campaign severely in the red following her lopsided loss to Donald Trump this month, Harris had been searching for quick and easy ways to pay down the remaining debt, making a prize fight against Paul an appealing option.

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-pay-back-20-million-campaign-debt-kamala-harris-agrees-to-fight-jake-paul

November 19, 2024

9 Things RFK Jr. Plans To Do On Day One To Make America Healthy Again

Limit movie theater popcorn buckets to only 5 gallons: You will run out of popcorn before the trailers end.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-rfk-jr-plans-to-do-on-day-1-to-make-america-healthy-again

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