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November 20, 2024

Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance

The footage, recovered by German officials while cataloging their archives and converting hard copy files to digital, shows Adolf Hitler dancing at one of his many rallies. He is seen pumping his arms, feet planted firmly in place, while his body sways gently back and forth in time to the anthem "Horst-Wessel-Lied."

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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Baptist Pin-Up Calendar Just Photos Of Casserole Dishes

The mastermind of the calendar was Winston Drummerhill, a former photographer who left his job at Maxim magazine to pursue a higher calling. He said he was only too eager to lend his services to highlight the most tantalizing casseroles. Proceeds from the sale will benefit repairs of the churchs roof.

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-pin-up-calendar-just-photos-of-casserole-dishes

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Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On ‘The View’ In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True

"Nothing I have ever said should be construed as having any truth to it whatsoever," read Hostin. "There is literally no grain or kernel of truth to any statement made by any host on this show, and everything that has come out of my mouth previously, or will come out of it in the future, should be considered a complete and total falsehood. The executives at ABC disavow everything that has ever happened on this show, and have purchased another billion dollars in umbrella insurance."

https://babylonbee.com/news/sunny-hostin-forced-to-read-legal-notice-that-nothing-said-on-the-view-in-the-history-of-the-show-has-ever-been-true

November 20, 2024

Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward

"We feel the presence of a biological man pretending to be a woman might make our cocaine-fueled sex parties a little uncomfortable," Senator Mitch McConnell told reporters. "This beloved tradition is a mainstay of the Republican Party and we do not want our hallowed customs ruined by any supposed 'women.' What on earth does that word even mean, anyway? ‘Woman.' Sounds made up."

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-congressmen-worried-trans-member-might-make-coke-orgies-awkward

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