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Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On ‘The View’ In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True
"Nothing I have ever said should be construed as having any truth to it whatsoever," read Hostin. "There is literally no grain or kernel of truth to any statement made by any host on this show, and everything that has come out of my mouth previously, or will come out of it in the future, should be considered a complete and total falsehood. The executives at ABC disavow everything that has ever happened on this show, and have purchased another billion dollars in umbrella insurance."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
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Baptist Pin-Up Calendar Just Photos Of Casserole Dishes
The mastermind of the calendar was Winston Drummerhill, a former photographer who left his job at Maxim magazine to pursue a higher calling. He said he was only too eager to lend his services to highlight the most tantalizing casseroles. Proceeds from the sale will benefit repairs of the churchs roof.https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-pin-up-calendar-just-photos-of-casserole-dishes
Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water
Close friends of Lots family said his wife began experiencing severe physical issues shortly after the family escaped from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, where they had previously lived, with the popular opinion tracing her ailments to the fact that she had been transformed into a pillar of salt.https://babylonbee.com/news/lot-tells-his-salt-pillar-wife-she-should-drink-more-water
Baptists Announce Dancing Now Allowed, But Only If It’s The Trump Dance
According to sources, the subject has been on members minds since Trumps first presidential victory in 2016. The executive committee continued to resist the rhythmic allure of dance until a vote among members overturned the previous ban. The Trump Dance is now not only permitted but it is confirmed as a good work among the brethren.https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-announce-dancing-now-allowed-but-only-if-its-the-trump-dance
