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November 21, 2024

Baptists Announce Dancing Now Allowed, But Only If It’s The Trump Dance

According to sources, the subject has been on members minds since Trumps first presidential victory in 2016. The executive committee continued to resist the rhythmic allure of dance until a vote among members overturned the previous ban. The Trump Dance is now not only permitted but it is confirmed as a good work among the brethren.

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-announce-dancing-now-allowed-but-only-if-its-the-trump-dance

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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15 hours ago

Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country

While the case that Smollett completely made up a racially motivated crime against himself seemed to prove that the incident was fabricated, several nationwide reports have indicated that America may actually be, as Smollett said his attackers claimed, "MAGA country."

https://babylonbee.com/news/court-overturns-jussie-smollett-hoax-conviction-due-to-evidence-america-actually-is-maga-country

16 hours ago

Trump Announces FBI Director Nominee: Catturd

Trumps nomination of the right-wing social media personality surprised people from all parts of the political spectrum. Most mainstream political commentators heavily criticized the decision, with many of them citing Catturds lack of law enforcement or legal experience and propensity for posting replies to their X posts that get more shares and engagement than the original posts themselves.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-fbi-director-nominee-catturd

16 hours ago

Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities

"If I do not plan fun activities no one asked me to then my kids will not grow up with memories of how stressed I am and I simply can not have that," Patricia said. "I just wish there were certain designated days people set aside to rest and recharge after a long, busy week."

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-hoping-to-unwind-with-weekend-of-stressful-activities

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