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Uh-Oh: Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Holy Hand Grenade Against Russia
"Just remember to count to three, Jack," said Biden as he called President Zelenskyy to share the news. "Yes, you pull the Holy Pin, and start counting. Not two, not four. Oh, and five is right out, bub. Not a joke. Lob that grenade of Anti, Anti... well, anyway."https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-biden-authorizes-ukraine-to-use-holy-hand-grenade-against-russia
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives
"I can't let the cleaning lady see the house like this," Eleanor reportedly said before retreating to the bedroom with a ceremonial knife. "I will now pay for this dishonor with my life."
Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That's Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of 'Hamilton'
"We decided that the best way to sell cars was to make a commercial you simply ca not take your eyes off of," Jaguar CEO Reginald Jag said in a statement. "Sure, there is no car in it, and we do not even make it clear we are a car company, but try and tell me you did not watch that naked man act out Hamilton. Just try it. You can not."
Baptist Pin-Up Calendar Just Photos Of Casserole Dishes
The mastermind of the calendar was Winston Drummerhill, a former photographer who left his job at Maxim magazine to pursue a higher calling. He said he was only too eager to lend his services to highlight the most tantalizing casseroles. Proceeds from the sale will benefit repairs of the churchs roof.https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-pin-up-calendar-just-photos-of-casserole-dishes
