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Male Passenger Disappointed After Another Flight Ends Without A Stewardess Frantically Asking If Anyone Can Land The Plane
Greg Blanton was overheard letting out a frustrated sigh as the aircraft rolled slowly to its gate before coming to a stop. According to his friends, Blanton was profoundly dejected after completing yet another flight in which no emergency required a volunteer to attempt a landing.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Company Has Too Many Dans
The company hopes to correct the troubling Dan spike by laying off a few Dans and hiring some Garys, Steves, or Jerrys. "We could also use a Todd," said CEO Hank Grayson. "I always thought it would be nice to have a Todd."
After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach
"He can still stay here and get free stuff, but no more first class," Democratic Party spokesperson Shanae Bradford said in a statement to the press after the verdict. "When you come into this country illegally and ruthlessly murder a young American woman in cold blood, you forfeit your right to travel like a VIP. He is hereby sentenced to flying coach like most Americans."
Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year
Ellen DeGeneres is now King Charless problem: It would not be an American holiday if you did not stick it to the Brits.https://babylonbee.com/news/sweet-victory-10-things-republicans-can-be-thankful-for-this-year
