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13 hours ago

Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process

With the plan calling to use the new device to replace the existing single-person trebuchet, Homan said the family-size trebuchet will allow government officials to fling a significantly greater number of human beings back across the border at a time.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-homan-introduces-family-size-immigrant-trebuchet-to-speed-up-deportation-process

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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14 hours ago

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

"Admittedly I have been wrong about Musk before, but this is insane," said investor John Stanton. "This would be like buying Taco Bell and turning them all into high-end steakhouses. Doing actual journalism or reading actual news would be a complete paradigm shift."

https://babylonbee.com/news/musk-announces-plan-to-buy-msnbc-and-turn-it-into-a-news-network

16 hours ago

Local Man Passes Bar Exam After Just One Week Of Watching 'The View'

"Watching The View is like attending a masterclass on the American legal system," explained Marlow. "Every day, you have the opportunity to guess which laws the hosts are breaking, then receive immediate feedback as the hosts read a statement from legal experts explaining what law they broke. It is all the legal training you will ever need."

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-passes-bar-exam-after-just-a-week-of-watching-the-view

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